Darnker Joke: A popular form of humor everywhere in the Eleven Kingdoms except Darnk. Examples:

Q: How do you get a one-armed Darnker out of a tree?

A: Wave to him.

Q: How do you get a Darnkre out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: What do get when you cross a Darnker with a brain? 

A: A miracle!

Q: What do call a clean person in Darnk? 

A: A tourist.

Q: What do Darnkers and smart people have in common? 

A: Absolutely nothing.

Q: How can you tell a Darnker coyote?

A: He's the one who chews off three legs and is still caught in the trap. 

Q:  How do you sink a Darnker war galley?

A:  You put it in the water. 

Q - What do you find in a Darnker's nose?

A - Fingerprints. 

Q - How do you break a Darnker's finger?

A - Hit him in the nose. 

Q - What happened to the Royal Library of Darnk?

A - Someone stole the book.

Q - How far can a Darnker swim?

A - That depends... how far's the bottom?

Q - Why do Darnker villages have a low suicide rate?

A - It's hard to kill yourself jumping out of a basement window.

Q - Did you hear about the lazy Darnker?

A - He married a pregnant woman.

Q - How do Darnkers count?

A - 1,2,3,another,another,another...

Q - Did you hear that half of Darnk moved to Brythalia?

A - They raised the IQ of both countries !

Q - Did you hear about the Darnker who broke his neck raking leaves?

A - He fell out of the tree.

Q - Did you hear about the Darnker who died drinking milk?

A - The cow fell on him!

Q - How can you tell a Darnker from an ape?

A - The ape peels the banana before eating it.