Offal: A walled town in the kingdom of Darnk. Darnkites call it a city. No one else really would. Offal is situated beside the River Longwash on the western verge of Darnk. Each spring a small caravan of peddlers from Brythalia brings a load of used and defective goods to trade in the junk market at Offal, which comprises Darnk's main commerce with the outside world. This makes Offal the richest city of Darnk. Which isn't saying much. At all.

Offal is governed by a noble Lord Governor of Offal, appointed by the king. In 990 AH, the Lord Governor was Palish Birksnore.

In the spring of 990 AH, the terrorist Zaran Zimzabar and his PANGO followers attempted to seize the city and rename it Zaranopolis. They were foiled by the intervention of Jason Cosmo, Mercury Boltblaster, and Natalia Slash. Offal is also where Jason Cosmo first met Sapphrina Corundum and Rubis Corundum.